A Satisfied Sisyphus
She braces her geriatric limbs just before leaping onto the lid, then spelunks down into the depths. Her head sticks out as she does her business.
A Hoover’s Worth A Hundred Words
This was no cursory cleaning. I moved furniture. Saw carpet I haven’t seen in years.
Ode to an Armchair
The ottoman was your perfect fit, contouring around you like a corduroy yin yang. I miss him, too.
Herbes de Provence
I grew comfortable conversing with the paella man and the chef who made fresh raviolis. I drooled over the cheeses that molded together in their display cases, a sign of their true delicacy.
The View from Sylvia
The weekend’s snow has mostly melted, save for the edges of things—the curbs and chain-link fences where it accumulated after the plow came through.
Sleep, Perchance
I smile at my cleverness. This is, perhaps, the first joke I have ever told, but my weary audience is having none of it.